So this was funny enough to blog about...and I can use this for an English journal entry, also...minus a few words.

Let's set this up.

I do this free photoshoot for this kid and his brother, right. The pictures with the civic and scooby on my page. Ok, fair enough, I get to shoot a couple okay looking cars, and they get free pics for their myspace or whatever. I, however, DO NOT give out CDs for a photoshoot (especially FREE shoots). Reason being...most of these cockheads can't tell the difference between a picture...and a shot. They also can't tell the difference between a Wal-Mart print...and an print. Side by side, they'd know the Mpix print is the shit...and
Wal-Mart is just shit. But, they'd never know b/c most won't even try the mpix.

Anyway, I'm getting off track.

So a couple months pass, right. This nut nibbler posts the same fucking bulletin, 3 fucking times, in 25 fucking minutes about some lame ass car show. Annoying? So, being the smartass I am...I have to comment. So I did. His response?

"u know myspace is a free site...........why
do you cared what i do.......im getting pay for it.....screw you....and
me and my brother we laugh when we heard that you dong give out cds,
when you take pictures...............thats something new that i
have never ever heard off.........i even told ben howard who is
reconisable import magazine photographer, and he just couldnt stop
laughing, about how stupid..........you sound.....................yeah........later. =)

and Good luck shotting crappy shitty cars."


Funny, right? That is...if you happen to have a top-notch translator at your side.

So, anyway...I'm hoping he's kidding about having a laugh with Ben Howard about this. I had more respect for him than that.

Buuut...the best part is that he deleted me from his friends (oh no!) and blocked messages from people he doesn't know. Haha, how old is this kid...12?

So yeah, maybe if you weren't such a cheap ass, I'd hook you up with some CD's (probably not), but the shoot was free, kid, get over it.

Introduction...

Bryan
24-ish...2 more weeks until I'm 25...ugh.

i'm an automotive tech...of sorts...
...and a "freelance photographer"...working on it anyway.

i live in Greenville, SC with my fiancee and my two "children"...
...one's 5 and the other is 2...
...and have, combined, 8 legs.
yes...blue heelers ftw.

i change cars like i change...underwear?
but i think my latest car (and underwear) will be staying for a while.

i love playing pool...and own an olhausen table (FTW!)...
...instead of a dining table.

i'm broke as hell, but as of yesterday i no longer have 5k of debt over my head...
...so that kind of balances out...
...and will hopefully tip the scales in my favor soon enough.

movies are somewhat of a passion...
...i work at blockbuster part time, btw.

did i mention school?
fuck school.
fuck english 102.
fuck bad language.
end rant.

i'm working on a business administration degree from usc upstate.
it's taking forever...
...but doesn't it always?

music...
...oh music.
i like everything from punk (real punk...not fallout girls or whatever else is "in" these days)...
real punk...sex pistols, crass, social d, rancid (old rancid...not that new shit...)
rancid.
what's up with them?
their new shit is...shit.
their old shit is...the shit.
even though some of their new shit is the shit...
most of it is just shit.
shit.
(cont. from "i like everything from punk...")
...to jam bands (o.a.r is king)
...to industrial (NIN rules all)
...to hip hop...not r&b akon bullshit...
hip hop.
pre-big tymers and ja rule...
pre-50 cent and lil (little, you faggot...not lil') wayne...
hip hop.
flavor flav.
wu tang.
run dmc.
nwa.
...the list goes on.
i feel strongly about music.

on "faggot".
in no way does it mean "gay".
just want to clear that up.
i'm pro-whatever.
to each their own.

i think this opening post may give any reader a fairly accurate view of who i am and what i'm about.

here i am...