So this was funny enough to blog about...and I can use this for an English journal entry, also...minus a few words.
Let's set this up.
I do this free photoshoot for this kid and his brother, right. The pictures with the civic and scooby on my page. Ok, fair enough, I get to shoot a couple okay looking cars, and they get free pics for their myspace or whatever. I, however, DO NOT give out CDs for a photoshoot (especially FREE shoots). Reason being...most of these cockheads can't tell the difference between a picture...and a shot. They also can't tell the difference between a Wal-Mart print...and an print. Side by side, they'd know the Mpix print is the shit...and
Wal-Mart is just shit. But, they'd never know b/c most won't even try the mpix.
Anyway, I'm getting off track.
So a couple months pass, right. This nut nibbler posts the same fucking bulletin, 3 fucking times, in 25 fucking minutes about some lame ass car show. Annoying? So, being the smartass I am...I have to comment. So I did. His response?
"u know myspace is a free site...........why
do you cared what i do.......im getting pay for it.....screw you....and
me and my brother we laugh when we heard that you dong give out cds,
when you take pictures...............thats something new that i
have never ever heard off.........i even told ben howard who is
reconisable import magazine photographer, and he just couldnt stop
laughing, about how stupid..........you sound.....................yeah........later. =)
and Good luck shotting crappy shitty cars."
Funny, right? That is...if you happen to have a top-notch translator at your side.
So, anyway...I'm hoping he's kidding about having a laugh with Ben Howard about this. I had more respect for him than that.
Buuut...the best part is that he deleted me from his friends (oh no!) and blocked messages from people he doesn't know. Haha, how old is this kid...12?
So yeah, maybe if you weren't such a cheap ass, I'd hook you up with some CD's (probably not), but the shoot was free, kid, get over it.
It always kills me when you have someone that slathers countless dollars on their P.O.S. but can't spend a few more on badass pics of it.
ReplyDeleteYou don't know how many people I've heard say "I really wish I had taken pictures of my _____________(fill in the blank), before I wrapped it around that tree, doing a buck twenty." But, I guess it's just one of those hind sight things. Yeah, we all have to band together as a group and say "hell yeah I'll shoot it, for X amount, and if you don't like it, go get uncle pinhole to crack off a few shots for free. Those should really shine up your myspace....and get you into all those car mags you wish you could be in." Oh, and btw captain broke ass, you have to spend about $50,000 more on your P.O.S. to get into most import mags!
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ReplyDeleteno...he just has to suck enough dick to get all the free parts from "sponsors". btw, his brother is going to kick my ass, now. internet e-thugs, they crack me up.
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